Special Delivery

Isaiah (6): "Can you tell the UPS truck to drop off a kickstand for my bike today?"

Invincible

Isaiah (6) playing with his light saber: "I'm going to kill you!" Jesse: "You can't, I'm invincible." Isaiah: "No you're not, I can see you fine!"

#%$& English!

Seeing the Espanol app on the iPad...
Isaiah (6): "Mom, is there an English app?"
Me: "Why? You already know English."
Isaiah: "So I can learn the words I can say when I'm an adult."

Officially Southern...

Isaiah (5): "Mommy, I can't do it!"
Haydee (7): "Bless his heart..."

A library by another name...

Haydee (7, watching Rachel Weisz's library scene in The Mummy): "What is she doing?! She's destroying the book factory!"

Miss Haydee on Tornadoes

Haydee (6): "Tornadoes are made of water and flying things. Water is made of drinks with no flavor. You don't want to get stuck in a tornado or you will get dizzy and die..."

Hand Tools

I was helping James take apart a lego vehicle he was building...

James (8): "Oh, you're using your fingernails as a crowbar?"