Storytime with Daddy

Ronnie watching intently as Jesse is reading the Three Little Pigs...

Jesse: "...the first little piggy was lazy and built his house out of straw. The wolf huffed and puffed and blew his little house down. The moron piggy tried to run away but the wolf made bacon out of him and ate him up..."

Moral: Bad things happen when you are lazy.

Making Daddy Proud

James & I drove to Jesse's parents' house to pick up Tasha (Jesse's sister) who will be staying with us for several days. When we got there, Two and a Half Men was on TV. After a few minutes, James got the remote and asked if he could change the channel. Grandma said 'sure', and James changed the channel...

Not Cartoon Network. Not Nickelodeon. Not Disney.

Channel two-one-two-enter. NFL Network.

After a few minutes, Grandma notices the station...

Grandma: "What is this we are watching?"
James: "It's football. I like to watch football news."

Drawing Up Plays

James, Jesse, & I are watching Green Bay schooling Buffalo (21-0 and not even half time yet). James has his own ideas of what The Pack should be doing...


...yes, folks, those are x's and o's, and the "end zone" he drew says Green Bay.

Here's a picture of James proud of his great ideas:

Did I say that?

Jesse was talking to me about football (yeah, big surprise I know) and James was sitting playing with Haydee and passively listening to our conversation. Apparently, not passively enough...

James: "So Daddy... why were you pissed off?"

Being Polite

Ronnie burps.
Ronnie: " 'scuse you."

Shoe du jour

Auntie Anna is watching the two little ones today, and happened upon Ronnie (20 mos.) being creative with his PB&J sandwich.

...'yes' that's his Croc with his sandwich stuffed inside... and 'no', it was not fun to clean the PB out of the little holes. :o/


...and he still looks so cute and innocent. :o)

But it's too darn cute... BAH!

Ronnie (19 mos.) is enjoying whispering now... but...

Ronnie: (whispering)... "F'ankie..."
Mommy: "MOMMY!"
Ronnie: *smile*

Car Wash

James, Ronnie, and I were driving home from swim lessons...
James: "Mommy... we need to get a car wash. We have two poops."