Guest Starring Trace... Part Deux

Trace is back hanging out with the kids tonight (remember him?)... here's just a few highlights in our conversations...

Trace (10): "I don't think I wanna ever get married."
Me: "Why's that?"
Trace: "I feel like whatever girl I marry, her dad is just going to yell at me when he gives me 'the talk.'"

Trace: "I'm gonna be a makeup artist someday."
Me: ...
Trace: "I'm good at making people look ugly. And I'm gonna start with all the people who have ever been mean to me in school. I'll make them ugly and tell them to get out on stage for their surprise."

Guest Starring...Trace

Our friends were over for a few hours today, and their son Trace is absolutely hilarious. He is a great idea-person & says some of the most brilliant things coming from a 4th grader. He is also very persuasive and great at justifying his position...

Trace (8): "When I turn 16 and get a car, I'm going to drive myself to Chuck E. Cheese everyday!"
Me: "Chuck E. Cheese... why?"
Trace: "What... I see people in there ALL THE TIME with beards and hairy backs."

Melanie... you REALLY need to blog this kid! Everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.