Mr. Manners

(James is watching Frankie put on her makeup...)

James: "What's that, Mommy?"
Frankie: "Makeup."
James: "Is it for girls?"
Frankie: "Older girls, like ladies and women."
James: "Do I call them 'ma'am'?"

The Exterminator

We have a bee's nest on the side of our house, and an exterminator was called in to get rid of the pests. The exterminator knocks on the door...

James: "Who's that, Mommy?"
Frankie: "The exterminator."
James: "Like on Over The Hedge? Cool!"

Conversations with a 3 year old...

James: "Mommy, you wanna come play with me in my room?"
Frankie: "Ok, I'll be there in a minute."
James (sigh): "I already told you. How many times do I need to tell you..."

The Fox's Dog

The Fox family got a new dog over the weekend. James absolutely loves animals and followed the dog every where. But then it was time to go home...

James: "Can we borrow the dog until later, Daddy?"

We can take me there!

We are driving up to Bremerton to see my mom and drive by the Clark County fair.

James sees the rides and says: "We can take me there."

It's always nice to get that advice from our 3 year old.

What does a crap look like?

Jesse was on the website to "simpsonize me" to see what he would look like as a character on the show. James was growing impatient as the picture was loading. The picture finally loaded:

Jesse: "Man, that looks like crap!"
James: "Daddy, that looks like a crap?!"

Messing With Your Head

James is playing Candyland with Auntie Anna & Uncle Marty. James starts to take his turn but it's Anna's turn.
James says: "I'm just kidding. I'm just messing with your head."